Alfred Jones
Origin: Alfred was created alongside Bucky in 1992 and also had recurring roles in the series “Arthur and George in Blexholm.” In that series, Alfred and Bucky were brothers who lived as monks in a quiet mountain village. They often aided Arthur and George in their efforts to rid Blexholm of danger (or some crap like that).
In “Why Bother?” Alfred and Bucky are no longer brothers; they are just partners in crime working for a criminal organization. Often, they perform jobs which involve threatening others.
Personality: Alfred, like Bucky, has a nasty temper. Originally, Alfred was just a troubled youth who was a member of a street gang. After getting in a disagreement with the leader of that gang, Alfred became a pimp. Eventually, he attracted the attention of one of the local mafia families through contacts he made with his hookers. At one point, the mafia family he worked for sent him on a job to steal guns from the Putzburg National Guard depot. Alfred screwed up and ended up getting arrested. While he was in prison, he met Bucky and told him about his ties to the mafia. Thanks to bribes and a few threats from “the boss,” Alfred and Bucky were quickly released from prison.
Hobbies: Alfred loves watching “adult movies” and gambling.
Appearance: Alfred is very obese; Bucky has been urging him to work out like he does, but Alfred lacks the motivation. Bucky likes to carry around a baseball bat so that he can intimidate others with it. He also wears an eyepatch since he was injured in a gang war during his early twenties.
